Elephant U

OK, granted the bar at Le Cirque (at the Bloomberg Building) is a pretty loud bar for a fancy joint.
That, and throw in a hot blonde waitress straight from Russia, via a Tourist's VISA from Canada...

I ordered a "Campari Soda" and got a "Cranberry Soda."
It's humorous to say the least.

Ahhhhh Perestroika.