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Angry Original Chicken Sandwich (from Burger King)

Crispy premium white meat chicken topped with angry onions, spicy jalapenos and our signature angry sauce. It's a sandwich so tasty we haven't changed it since 1979. We just made it angrier.

• 870 calories
• 55g fat
• 13g saturated fat
• 1g trans fat
• 95mg cholesterol

• 61g carbs
• 11g sugar
• 34g protein
• 2430mg sodium

Certainly not diet food. Quite the contrary, it's glorious obese food.
And they also forgot to put down Cocaine in the list of nutrients...
This thing is so good, you want a second one immediately.