Your way, or throw away

Sometime last week : It was late at night, and I found myself at a local gas station in Miami.
Kinda drunk and kinda hungry.

I perused through the aisles and stumbled upon these bags of little nasties.














I kid you not, these bags of crunchy chips are fowl.
I would love to meet and interview the control group who actually said these were good and therefore convinced Burger King to go ahead and launch these bags of sin out to the public.

What's next...? 5 Bean Burrito Altoids?