Thursday, June 10, 2010

Don't put that Coq in your mouth...

Bolivian President 'Eating Chicken May Turn You Gay'

AP - Evo Morales

Evo Morales told a conference on climate change: 'The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones that it can deviate men from their manhood.'

Male pattern baldness and the mysteries of human sexuality are no puzzles for the president of Bolivia, who has declared they are caused by eating chicken.

Evo Morales has claimed that both homosexuality and baldness can be caused by the humble chicken.

According to EFE, Morales also claimed that chicken treated with female hormones can be linked to baldness and early breast growth in girls in European

"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.

So by following that reasoning, if we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it he will transform into a heterosexual?

Morales's theories do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific community, to put it mildly, and have been criticized by Spain's National Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of protest to the Bolivian embassy in Madrid describing the president's remarks as homophobic.

Could Morales' diet be affecting his brain?

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