Classic Chicago Hot Dog

I was on a layover at O'Hare Airport. "When in Rome," right? I went to a hot dog stand and ordered a classic "salad on a bun" with a beef hot dog on a poppy seed bun topped with tomato, mustard (NO KETCHUP!!), celery salt, pickle, and that nuclear green relish. Mmmm... tastes like skyscrapers, mafia, Bulls, and corn. Click on the picture below to maximize the virtual hot dog experience. Oh yeah, you know you want one.